A Taxi Passenger Touched The

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A Taxi Passenger Touched The Driver On The Shoulder To Ask Him a Question. The Driver Screamed, Lost Control Of The Car, Nearly Hit a Bus, ...

Man In Bar Orders Kingfisher Beer.

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Man In Bar Orders Kingfisher Beer. Lady Next To Him- What A Co-incidence, Even I Have Ordered Kingfisher. Man- I'm Celebrating. La...
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Exam tha sar par aur bachon ne padhnachor - latest jokes

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Exam tha sar par aur bachon ne padhnachor diya... Wah Wah.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Exam tha sar par aur bachon ne par...

Why does needle of magnetic

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Why does needle of magnetic compass always point towards North??? . . Because, RAJINIKANTH lives in the South and no one has guts to po...

Once Rajnikanth joined the Indian Army.

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Once Rajnikanth joined the Indian Army. Guess what happened....? .... ........ ... ....... .......... ............ He was screwed b...

Baith kar mehbuba ki Baho me Aisa JosH Aaya...

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Baith kar mehbuba ki Baho me Aisa JosH Aaya... Wah! Wah! Wah!! Wah!! Baith kar mehbuba ki Baho me Aisa JosH Aaya... Phirrrrr...?

Girl: Chalo main chupti hu tum

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Girl: Chalo main chupti hu tum mujhe dhundna. Agar dhund liya to hum shoping chalenge. Boy: Agar nahi dhunda to? Girl: Aisa mat ...

Itne saal hue Daya ki koi grlfriend nahi hai,

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CID ROCKS: Itne saal hue Daya ki koi grlfriend nahi hai, , , , , , Itne saal hue Daya ki koi grlfriend nahi hai, , , , , Acp:...

Rajinikant got 150 questions in exam paper asking:" Solve any 100 questions"

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Rajinikant got 150 questions in exam paper asking:" Solve any 100 questions" . . . . . . He solved all 150 and wrote, ...

Question in exam:" Define love and explain in details (16 marks)

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Question in exam:" Define love and explain in details (16 marks) . . MBA students ans:" ''love is life''(marks 1/...

5 K Beech Me 4 Likhkar Batao?

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5 K Beech Me 4 Likhkar Batao? . China : Mazak Mat Karo. . Japan : Namumkin . Amrican : Sawaal Galat Hai. . . UK : Net Par Nhi Hai. . . Indi...

Ek Khargosh roz Lohaar ki Dukan par jata or

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Ek Khargosh roz Lohaar ki Dukan par jata or kehta.. "GAJAR"hai ?? Lohaar inkar kar deta.. . . Ek din Lohaar ko bahut gussa ...

Santa Beach Par Leta Hua Tha

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Santa Beach Par Leta Hua Tha,  Wahan Se 1 Angrez Guzra or Santa Se Pucha: "R U Relaxing?" Santa: No, I'm Ranjeet Singh. ...

Andheri Raat..

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Andheri Raat.. Toofani barish.. Girl-Come on dear get in2 my umbrlla Boy-its ok sistr thanx & runs away
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Maths Teacher:Jab main tumhare jitna tha

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Maths Teacher:Jab main tumhare jitna tha , mere maths me 100 marks aate the Student:ate honge SIR, AP ko koi achha teachr padhata hoga ...

Gal to a boy: u shuld nt drink n drive...

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Gal to a boy: u shuld nt drink n drive... Lots of accidents r happening....pls take care yaa... :( Boy to gal: yaa baby I knw... how swe...

1 Sachhi Ghatna:

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1 Sachhi Ghatna: Jise soch kar insan ki ruh tak kaanp jaayegi Magar zalimo k hath tak nahi kaanpe Dehradun Me 17 sal ki MasooM ladki, j...

THINKING OF BOYS N GIRLZ IN FIRST MEET

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THINKING OF BOYS N GIRLZ IN FIRST MEET;):P Girl: kitna seedha h..! boy: kya maal h..! . . girl: nice behaviour..! boy: kash pat jaye.....

Smart Boy+Smart naari= Affair jari

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Smart Boy+Smart naari= Affair jari . . Smart Boy+Bevkuf nari=paw bhari . . Bevkuf boy+bevkuf nari= shadi ki tayari . . Bevkuf boy+...

Professor in Hindi Class

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Professor in Hindi Class : "gaali ki paribhasha batao.." . . Student: "atyadhik krodh aane per shaaririk roop se hinsaa...

School - A place where papa

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School:" A place where papa pays & son plays :D . . . Life insurance:" A contract that keeps you poor all your life so t...

5 dost beer pee rahe the tabhi

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5 dost beer pee rahe the tabhi table pr rakha mobile baja Boy- Hello . Gf-main market me hu kya me 50 hazar wala gold set le lu . Boy...

An EGYPTIAN girl asked an

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An EGYPTIAN girl asked an INDIAN boy: What can u do for me? The boy replied: . . . . . . . . . come behind the PYRAMID. I will...

Wife Meri Tabiyat Theek Nahi - jokes

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Wife:" Meri Tabiyat Theek Nahi Lag Rahi Hai.. . . Husband: Ohhh, Par Me To Shoping Pe Jane Ka Soch Raha Tha... . . . Wife:...

Girl - Ye pyar kaise hota hai

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Girl:"Ye pyar kaise hota hai..?? . . . Boy:"Jab time kharab chal raha ho.. Shani ki dsha kharab ho.. Aapka mangal bhari h...
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Jab bhi winter season ati hai,

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Jab bhi winter season ati hai, Kasam se teri yad bahut aati hai. Dil socta hai mera bar-bar, Mera inner kab lautaoge yaar Hap...

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