Showing posts with label girls boys. Show all posts
Showing posts with label girls boys. Show all posts

Girl: Chalo main chupti hu tum

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Girl: Chalo main chupti hu tum mujhe dhundna. Agar dhund liya to hum shoping chalenge. Boy: Agar nahi dhunda to? Girl: Aisa mat ...

Gal to a boy: u shuld nt drink n drive...

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Gal to a boy: u shuld nt drink n drive... Lots of accidents r happening....pls take care yaa... :( Boy to gal: yaa baby I knw... how swe...

THINKING OF BOYS N GIRLZ IN FIRST MEET

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THINKING OF BOYS N GIRLZ IN FIRST MEET;):P Girl: kitna seedha h..! boy: kya maal h..! . . girl: nice behaviour..! boy: kash pat jaye.....

Smart Boy+Smart naari= Affair jari

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Smart Boy+Smart naari= Affair jari . . Smart Boy+Bevkuf nari=paw bhari . . Bevkuf boy+bevkuf nari= shadi ki tayari . . Bevkuf boy+...

An EGYPTIAN girl asked an

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An EGYPTIAN girl asked an INDIAN boy: What can u do for me? The boy replied: . . . . . . . . . come behind the PYRAMID. I will...

Girl - Ye pyar kaise hota hai

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Girl:"Ye pyar kaise hota hai..?? . . . Boy:"Jab time kharab chal raha ho.. Shani ki dsha kharab ho.. Aapka mangal bhari h...
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Real Heart Touching Story

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"Real Heart Touching Story" . . A B0y Sent The Most Expensive Bird That C0uld Speak 40 Languages As . A Birthday Gift 2 His Girlf...

Aaj ki Ladki..

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Aaj ki Ladki..  Girl:" mera mobile zada time meri mom k paas hota hai.. . . Boy:" agar hum pakde gaye to.. ?? . Girl:" nahi ...

1st Gal- muje teri help chaiye.

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Girls : 1st Gal- muje teri help chaiye. 2nd Gal - nahi yaar mai khud hi bhaut busy hu 3rd Gal - yaar mummy ne aaj ghar jaldi bulaya ha...

New Style of Proposing A Girl

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New Style of Proposing A Girl: Dekho main nahi Chahta ki Mera Beta Bada Hokar Tumhari Beti ko Line Mare, Mujhe Bura Lagega.. Tum Haa...

Ek Ladka Scooty par ja raha tha.

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Classical Insult.. Ek Ladka Scooty par ja raha tha.. Scooty ka tyre Bhains k gobar k beech mein se guzer gya.. . . Qareeb kuch lad...

Girl:" Aap mujhe lift denge to

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Girl:" Aap mujhe lift denge to main aapko apna cell no. dungi :)) . . .  . . . . ENgineer boy:" Jahan chaho wahan chhor dunga, nu...

Girl To Boy: Ek Taraf Paisa Hai Ek Taraf Dimag Tum Kya Choose Karoge

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Girl To Boy: Ek Taraf Paisa Hai Ek Taraf Dimag Tum Kya Choose Karoge.....?? . . Boy- Paisa. . . . Girl- Galat Mai Hoti Toh Dimag Leti...

Gf:"Aap cigarette mat piya

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Gf:"Aap cigarette mat piya karo, bohot badbu aati hai... . . BF ne cigarette pina chhod diya.. . . . Gf:"aap paan, gutkha mat kha...

How to kill a - BOY

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How to kill a - BOY.....?? . . . . Just give him a mobile with lots of beautiful Girls mobile number. . Then Lock him in a place with ...

A Kanjus Boy fell in love with kanjus girl

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A Kanjus Boy fell in love with kanjus girl . . . Girl : Jab dad so jayenge to me gali me sikka phenkungi . .  Tum awaz sunkar turant andar ...

Girl 2 Pandit:" Can i Kiss a MAN.. ??

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Girl 2 Pandit:" Can i Kiss a MAN.. ?? . . Pandit:" Ram Ram Bolo! . . Girl:" Can i Kiss a Boy.. ?? . . Pandit:"...

Ek student ko apni classmate se pyar ho gaya

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Ek student ko apni classmate se pyar ho gaya Ladke ne use prapose kiya Lekin ladki ne inkar kar diya Or teacher ko uski complain kardi...

Girl Friend : Where Is My Birthday Gift..

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Girl Friend   : Where Is My Birthday Gift .. Boy Friend   : Can You See That Red Hot Ferrari On The Other side Of Road.. Girl Friend :...

In 1 bus stop

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In 1 bus stop -   Boy - MUJHSE SHADI KROGI?   Girl - Kya?   Boy - Acchi film hai na.   Girl - kutte ke bacche .   Boy - What?   ....