Real Heart Touching Story

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"Real Heart Touching Story" . . A B0y Sent The Most Expensive Bird That C0uld Speak 40 Languages As . A Birthday Gift 2 His Girlf...

Romantic

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Aaj ki Ladki..

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Aaj ki Ladki..  Girl:" mera mobile zada time meri mom k paas hota hai.. . . Boy:" agar hum pakde gaye to.. ?? . Girl:" nahi ...

I Love You Ascii

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ASCII2

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ASCII Heart

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Yup

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Diner Time

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ascii1

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Propose

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1st Gal- muje teri help chaiye.

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Girls : 1st Gal- muje teri help chaiye. 2nd Gal - nahi yaar mai khud hi bhaut busy hu 3rd Gal - yaar mummy ne aaj ghar jaldi bulaya ha...

Paise wala aadmi

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Paise wala aadmi:" aaj mere paas 14 cars 18 dukaan 4 Bangle hain.. Tumhare paas kya hai ?? . .

When I was Studying My Mom Was calling me

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When I was Studying My Mom Was calling me. But I did not respond.. I was deeply involved in Studies But she Called me again n again ...

New Style of Proposing A Girl

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New Style of Proposing A Girl: Dekho main nahi Chahta ki Mera Beta Bada Hokar Tumhari Beti ko Line Mare, Mujhe Bura Lagega.. Tum Haa...

Three Mistak's of My Lyf

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Three Mistak's of My Lyf Physics,Chemistry & Mathematics

Hello G

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(-_-)/ Hello G ! <)( kesy ho ? ,//, (-_-) pata hy <)(> kitna yad ,//, arahy ho ? (-_-) / )( \ ,//, Zara bhi ni..

IIT Mumbai Exam best question

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IIT Mumbai Exam best question: Spell d word 'COW' in 13 letters, Toppers could not answer,  but last bench guys wrote. "SEE O ...

Ek Ladka Scooty par ja raha tha.

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Classical Insult.. Ek Ladka Scooty par ja raha tha.. Scooty ka tyre Bhains k gobar k beech mein se guzer gya.. . . Qareeb kuch lad...

Girl:" Aap mujhe lift denge to

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Girl:" Aap mujhe lift denge to main aapko apna cell no. dungi :)) . . .  . . . . ENgineer boy:" Jahan chaho wahan chhor dunga, nu...

Bhakt- GOD mujhe dard de.!

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Bhakt- GOD mujhe dard de.! dukh de. tension de.! Barbad kar de.! Mere pichhe har mushkil Laga de.! GOD-Abey saale 1 Line me bol na...

Dad: Give me ur Mobile for a Minute.

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Dad: Give me ur Mobile for a Minute. . Son: Wait dad, Let me Switchit on. Gf Pic delete, Gals Number list delete, Phne call Received delete...

Afridi's Mom: Go and bring some

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Afridi's Mom: Go and bring some vegetables from market. Afridi : But Mom, We are Loosers public are in full anger. Mom: Wear my burka a...

Khud ko karo kanjoos itna,

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Khud ko karo kanjoos itna, ki har sms bhejne se pahle, service center wale call kr ke khud puchhe.. Sir ji Ru sure? bhejna hai, ki send...

Mobile Aaya Camera Khatam

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Mobile Aaya Camera Khatam  . Mobile Aaya Wrist Watch Khatam  . Mobile Aaya Torch Khatam  . Mobile Aaya Radio Khatam . Mobile Aaya...

China ko cricket kyu nahi khelne dete

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China ko cricket kyu nahi khelne dete ?? . . . . . . Kyu ki . . . .

Girl To Boy: Ek Taraf Paisa Hai Ek Taraf Dimag Tum Kya Choose Karoge

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Girl To Boy: Ek Taraf Paisa Hai Ek Taraf Dimag Tum Kya Choose Karoge.....?? . . Boy- Paisa. . . . Girl- Galat Mai Hoti Toh Dimag Leti...

Gf:"Aap cigarette mat piya

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Gf:"Aap cigarette mat piya karo, bohot badbu aati hai... . . BF ne cigarette pina chhod diya.. . . . Gf:"aap paan, gutkha mat kha...

How to kill a - BOY

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How to kill a - BOY.....?? . . . . Just give him a mobile with lots of beautiful Girls mobile number. . Then Lock him in a place with ...

A Engineer Student's GF asked him

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A Engineer Student's GF asked him:"kya exam me 1 ya 2 baar back aane se degree ki value kamho jaati hai.. ?? . . Engineer Stu...

RECENTLY there was a fight between Rajnikant and a Tiger

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RECENTLY there was a fight between Rajnikant and a Tiger.. . . Surprise, . . . surprise . . . Rajnikanth ran away from there Why ?? . . . ....