Man In Bar Orders Kingfisher Beer.

Man In Bar Orders Kingfisher Beer.
Lady Next To Him- What A Co-incidence, Even I Have Ordered Kingfisher.

Man- I'm Celebrating.

Lady- Me too.

Man- What A Coincidence.

Why are you Celebrating?

Lady- My Husband & I Have Tried 4 Yrs For A Baby..

Today I'm Pregnant.

Man- What A Coincidence

I Am A Farmer From 4 Yrs My Hens Were Infertile, Today All Laying Eggs

Lady- Wow How Did That Happen?

Man- I Used A Different Cock .

Lady SMILED & Said

WHAT A COINCIDENCE !

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5 K Beech Me 4 Likhkar Batao?

5 K Beech Me 4 Likhkar
Batao?
.
China : Mazak Mat Karo.
.
Japan : Namumkin
.
Amrican : Sawaal Galat
Hai. .
.
UK : Net Par Nhi Hai.
.
.
Indian : Easy… F(IV)E.
.
India has all
"JUGAAD".

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Ek Khargosh roz Lohaar ki Dukan par jata or

Ek Khargosh roz Lohaar ki Dukan par jata or
kehta..
"GAJAR"hai ??
Lohaar inkar kar deta..
.
.
Ek din Lohaar ko bahut gussa aaya or us ne
khargosh K daant torr diye..
.
.
Aur kaha K ab tu "GAJAR" kha K dikha Phir
.
.
.
.
.
.
Phir kya ??
.
.
Agley din khargosh Aaya or bola GAJAR KA
HALWA HAI..???

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1 Sachhi Ghatna:

1 Sachhi Ghatna:
Jise soch kar insan ki ruh tak kaanp jaayegi
Magar zalimo k hath tak nahi kaanpe

Dehradun Me 17 sal ki MasooM ladki,
jisne abhi 12th pass kiya
tha....
aur abhi jo din uske enjoy
karne k the..
.
uske sage baap or bhai ne
behla fusla kr
.
.
.
usse engineering ka form bharwa diya..!!!

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THINKING OF BOYS N GIRLZ IN FIRST MEET

THINKING OF BOYS N GIRLZ IN FIRST MEET;):P
Girl: kitna seedha h..!
boy: kya maal h..!
.
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girl: nice behaviour..!
boy: kash pat jaye..!
.
.
girl: dresing sense zabardast h..!
boy: skirt, top mein or hot lagegi..!
.
.
Girl: agr razi ho gya toh isi seshadi krungi..!
Boy: bs 1 bar han krde muje konse shadi karni
hai.

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Smart Boy+Smart naari= Affair jari

Smart Boy+Smart naari= Affair jari
.
.
Smart Boy+Bevkuf nari=paw bhari
.
.
Bevkuf boy+bevkuf nari= shadi ki
tayari
.
.
Bevkuf boy+smart nari=Boy
bhikari...

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Real Heart Touching Story

"Real Heart Touching Story"
.
.
A B0y Sent The Most Expensive
Bird That C0uld Speak 40
Languages As .

A Birthday Gift 2 His Girlfriend.
.
Next Day He Asked About The
Gift
.
B0y: Hows The Bird??
.
.
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.
.
.
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.
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Girl: Very Tasty..!!

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Paise wala aadmi

Paise wala aadmi:" aaj mere paas
14 cars
18 dukaan
4 Bangle hain..

Tumhare paas kya hai ??
.
.

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Afridi's Mom: Go and bring some

Afridi's Mom: Go and bring some
vegetables from market.

Afridi : But Mom, We are Loosers public are
in full anger.

Mom: Wear my burka and then go,no some
one will recognize you.

AFridi goes to market wearing burka.

A Girl: Hi Afridi ! how are you?

Afridi got shocked.

AFRIDI : How did you know, I am
afridi ?

Girl: Abay...... I am Akmal

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Khud ko karo kanjoos itna,

Khud ko karo kanjoos itna,
ki har sms bhejne se pahle,
service center wale call kr ke khud puchhe..

Sir ji
Ru sure?
bhejna hai,
ki sending fail kr du?

Awesomejokes.in

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China ko cricket kyu nahi khelne dete

China ko cricket kyu nahi khelne dete ??
.
.
.
.
. .
Kyu ki
.
.
.
.

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2 Judwa Bachche

2 Judwa Bachche..

1st Hans ke Lot Pot ho raha tha..

2nd Udaas tha.

Dad: Tum itna kyun Hans rahe ho.

Son: Mummy ne itni thand mein

dono bar isi ko Nehla Diya.

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Girl: Is dress ka kya price hai?

Girl: Is dress ka kya price hai?

Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss

Girl: Aur us dress ka?

Shopkeeper: 10 kiss

Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill daadi dengi ;)
http://awesomejokes.in

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Agar movie ka naam

Agar movie ka naam "StudentOf The Year"
ki
jagah"Principal Of The Year" hota..
.
.
to kya kaha jata short me..??
.
Agar student of the year ko ''SOTY, kehte hain
to
Principal Of The Year ko kehte
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
POTY

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Mathematical Joke

Mathematical Joke:
.
.
Scientists were playing hide & seek
in heaven.
Einstein was seeker. Newton didn't
hide & stood
in a square of 1
meter.
.

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Thank God

Dollar has increased to Rs. 55...
.
.
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Milk has increased to Rs. 40...
.
.
.
Petrol has increased to Rs. 72...
.
.
.
.
.
.
Thank God!
Passing Marks are still 35...

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Kanjoos Admi - master G

Kanjoos Admi - master G
pant silne ke kitne Rs. Loge?
Master - Rs.150/-
Kanjoos Admi - kacchha silne ke
Kitne Rs. Loge?
Master - Rs.50/-
.
.
.
Kanjoos Admi - kacchha sil do., lambai pairo
tak rankhna. . . 

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Medicoz v/s Einstein

Medicoz v/s Einstein: . .

Einstein & a Medicoz sitting next to each other on a long flight..

Einstein says,"Let's play a game..

I will ask you a question,if you don't know the answer,

you pay me only $5 and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.."

Einstein asks the first question: What's the distance from the Earth to the Moon..?

Medicoz doesn't say a word,reaches his pocket,pulls out a $5..

Now,it's Medicoz's turn..

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SMILE ever

SMILE ever,
UDAAS never,
KHUSH ever,
GHUM SHUM never,
SHARE ever,
HIDE never,
CARE ever,
LEAVE never,
LOVE ever,
HATE never,
THINK ME ever,
FORGET ME never.

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Boy - Mere Paas gOgo K Paas

Boy : : Mere Paas gOgo K Paas
Jaisi Car To Nahin Par Tumhe Apni Palkon Pe Bitha
ke Ghumaunga!
Mere Paas gOgo ke Jaisa Bada
Bangla To Nahin Par Tumhe
Apne Dil Mein Jagah Dunga
Mere Paas gOgo ke Jitne Paise
To Nahin Par Main Mehnat Kar
ke Khilaunga
Aur Tumhe Kya Chahiye..?

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