5 dost beer pee rahe the tabhi

5 dost beer pee rahe the tabhi
table pr rakha mobile baja Boy- Hello
.
Gf-main market me hu kya me
50
hazar wala gold set le lu
.
Boy-Ha lelo
.
Gf-Ek silk suit bhi lelu 5500 ka h
.
Boy-Ha janu lelo,suno 2-4 lelo
.
Gf-Thik h tumhara credit mere
paas h
usi se le rahi hu
.
Boy-Thik hai All Friends-Tu pagal h ya tujhe
chad gayi h Boy- abe wo sab
chodo aur ye batao
ye mobile kiska hai..?? :p=DD

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Main ghar late aaya to Dad ne

Main ghar late aaya to Dad ne

poochha:"Where were you.. ??


Maine kaha:"Friend ke ghar

tha...


Dad ne mere hi saamne mere

10 friends ko call kiya..


4 ne kaha:"Haan Uncle, yahin

par tha...

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most irritating two facts:

most irritating two facts:

when we are at home:

we study for 3 hours no one see us :(
when u pick up d mobile 4 a second,
mom enters the room n say " bas mob pakde reh beta"
"isbar to pakka fail hoga"

when we r in hostel:

have mobile for 3 hours no 1 sees us...
when u pick up da book 4 a sec ,
frnds enter in the room n say ' :

kitna padega be einstien ki aulad,
kha le kitaab ko, padh padh k pagal ho jyega ek din' 

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3 kaale dost ek sath ja rahe the

3 kaale dost ek sath ja rahe the...

Raste me ek pari milti hai, 
Pari- "ek-ek wish batao main poori karugi." 
 1st.-"Mujhe gora aur khubsurat kardo." Pari ne kar dia.

 2nd- "mujhe bhi aisa kar do." Pari ne kar diya.

 3rd zor zor se hasne laga or phir bola........
" Inko wapas pehle jaisa kardo......?

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Difference Between Friends and best Friends

Difference Between Friends and
best Friends

When Result comes:
Friends:"kitne % aaye.. ??
Best friend:"Aur chutiye
passhua ki nahi.. ??


When you met with accident:
Friend:"Are you okay.. ??
Best Friend:"abey, Gaadi chalani aati nahi hai toh chalata kyu
hai..??

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