Santa Beach Par Leta Hua Tha

Santa Beach Par Leta Hua Tha,
 Wahan Se 1 Angrez Guzra or Santa Se Pucha:
"R U Relaxing?"

Santa: No, I'm Ranjeet Singh.
Fir Dobara 1 Angrez Guzra or Usne b Yehi Pucha:
"Q U Relaxing?"

Santa Gusse Se: No, I'm Ranjeet Singh.
Ye Keh K Wo Utha or Apne Se Kuch Door Letey Angrez Se Bola:
"R U Relaxing?"

Angrez: Yes, I'm Relaxing.
Santa thappad Maar K Bola:"Abey! Tu Idhar Leta Hua He
or Wahan Tujhe Sab Log Dhoond Rahe Hain.

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Santa: Agar nariyal ke ped pe chad jaun to

Santa: Agar nariyal ke ped pe chad jaun to..
engineering college ki ladkiyan dikh jayegi
Banta: Pir hath chod dena,
to medical college ki bhi dikh jayegi.

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Ek Budiya Cinema Hall Me

Ek Budiya Cinema Hall Me
Cold drink Ki Bottle
Leke Bethi Thi. . .

Kabhi 15 Min Me Muh Ko
Lagati To Kabhi 20
Min Me.

Pas Bethe Santa Ko Gussa Aa
Gaya, Usne Budhiya Se Botal Chin liya,
Aur Puri 1 Ghut
Me Pikar Bola :-- Aise Peete Hai Cold drink,



Budiya Boli :-- Par Beta Mai To
Pan Thook Rahi Thi Usme

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IIT exam

IIT exam,
Santa got 1 question.

Prove
Sin x = 6n
Santa cancelled ‘n’ from both the sides.
Then
six=6
&
wrote:
“Kuch to standrd rakha karo IIT k ques ka”

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Santa dabang dekh ker aaya

Santa dabang dekh ker aaya,

School mei…

Sir: santa tumhare sare ans. galat hn,
marks de to kahan?

Santa: Kamal karte hai sirji, marks hi to mang rahe hai,chup chap de do warna thappad mar k b le sakte hai.

Sir: Badtamiz
kya bak rha hai?

Santa: Badtamiz se yaad aya sir, apke papa kaise hai?

Sir: nikal ja class se!

Santa: Chup chap se marks de do sir, warna ans sheet me itne chhed karunga, ki confuse ho jaoge ki marks kaha de aur zero kahan!!
Awesomejokes.in

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