Showing posts with label College and school. Show all posts
Showing posts with label College and school. Show all posts

Professor in Hindi Class

Professor in Hindi Class : "gaali
ki
paribhasha batao.."
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Student: "atyadhik krodh aane per shaaririk
roop se hinsaa na kerte huye,
maukhik
roop se ki gayi hinsaatmak
kaaryawaahi ke
liye chune huye shabdon ka samooh jiske
uchchaaran ke pashchaat mann
ko aseem
shaanti ka anubhav hota hai,
use hum gaali
kehte hai..!!'' .
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Professor: Aapke CHARAN
kahan hain
prabhu.

School - A place where papa

School:" A place where papa
pays & son plays :D
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Life insurance:" A contract that keeps you poor
all your life so that
you can die rich ;-))
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Marriage:" its an agreement in which a man looses his
bachelors degree and a women
gains her masters;-))
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Dictionary:" A place where success comes before work:))
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Smile:" A curve dat can set alot
of
thngs straight :)) ..

Doctor:" A person who kills ur
ills by
pills, n kills U by bills...

College mein Ladkiyo ka sirf 2 hee naam hote hai

College mein Ladkiyo ka sirf 2 hee naam hote hai....
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1. Teri Bhabhi
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2. Meri Bhabhi

You know what COLLEGE means??

You know what COLLEGE means??

C=Come

O=On
L=Lets

L=Love

E=Each

G=Girl

E=Equally

So every BOY goes to COLLEGE

KG v/s 12th

KG v/s 12th.....♥♥

KG:- kisi se dosti nhi thi aur ladka ladki
sab hath pakad akr chalte the.

12th:- dosti bhi hai aur pyarbhi par hath pakdne se
darte hai.


KG:- pencil,rubber,s harpnr,scale,sab
roz le jate the.

12th:- 1 pen bhi dusri class se mangne jaate hai.

KG:- lunch se pahle hand wash n prayer karte the..