Man In Bar Orders Kingfisher Beer.

Man In Bar Orders Kingfisher Beer.
Lady Next To Him- What A Co-incidence, Even I Have Ordered Kingfisher.

Man- I'm Celebrating.

Lady- Me too.

Man- What A Coincidence.

Why are you Celebrating?

Lady- My Husband & I Have Tried 4 Yrs For A Baby..

Today I'm Pregnant.

Man- What A Coincidence

I Am A Farmer From 4 Yrs My Hens Were Infertile, Today All Laying Eggs

Lady- Wow How Did That Happen?

Man- I Used A Different Cock .

Lady SMILED & Said

WHAT A COINCIDENCE !

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1 Sachhi Ghatna:

1 Sachhi Ghatna:
Jise soch kar insan ki ruh tak kaanp jaayegi
Magar zalimo k hath tak nahi kaanpe

Dehradun Me 17 sal ki MasooM ladki,
jisne abhi 12th pass kiya
tha....
aur abhi jo din uske enjoy
karne k the..
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uske sage baap or bhai ne
behla fusla kr
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usse engineering ka form bharwa diya..!!!

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China ko cricket kyu nahi khelne dete

China ko cricket kyu nahi khelne dete ??
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Kyu ki
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He went to a 5 star hotel for Dinner

He went to a 5 star hotel for Dinner



Bill Rs. 6000/-


He was unable to pay.

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Dukandar ek aurat ko kapre dikha dikha k thak gaya.

Dukandar ek aurat ko kapre dikha dikha k
thak gaya..
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akhir bola, mujhe afsos hai apko koi kapra
pasand nahi aaya..
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Aurat:" Koi baat nahi mai to wese bhi sabzi
lene aayi thi...

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2 cockroch ICU me admit hue..

2 cockroch ICU me admit hue..
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1st:"Kisne mara.. ??
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2nd:"Arey, kisi ne nahi, Ye ladkiyan b na
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Mujhe dekh kar itna chillati hai ki heart attack aa
gaya..

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