Be my Valentine: What does that mean?

Be my Valentine: What does that mean?

Each of us must walk through life alone,

More deeply desolate than we have known,

Yearning for a truth we have never seen.

Valentines are from beyond that dream,

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Ramba Kafi Time Baad USA Se

Ramba Kafi Time Baad USA Se
Vapis India Aya To Khamba Usko
Recieve Karne Gaya
Airport Se Vo Ramba Ko Leke
Bahar Nikla To Ramba Ne Sadak
Se Gili Mitti Uthayi Aur Soongh Ke Bola

Ramba: “Yaar Khamba, Ap Apne
Desh Ki Mitti Ki Khusbu Pahle
Jaisi Nahi Rahi”

Khamba Gusse Se: “Abe Oye
Gadhe(Ramba), Tune Mitti Nahi Tatti Uthai Hai"
:)

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3 Possible Reasons When a Man Opens the Car Door For Wife

3 Possible Reasons When a Man Opens the Car Door For Wife

1) The Car Is New.
2) The Wife Is New.
3) (Most Imp) She Is Not His Wife

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A Kanjus Boy fell in love with kanjus girl

A Kanjus Boy fell in love with kanjus girl . . .

Girl : Jab dad so jayenge to me gali me
sikka phenkungi . . 
Tum awaz sunkar turant andar a jana.

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One day, I will leave da world and never come back.

One day, I will leave da world and never come back..
U will cry when U will see my number.

U will miss me when U sit alone..
wont be able to hear my laugh and voice ever again..

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Main ghar late aaya to Dad ne

Main ghar late aaya to Dad ne

poochha:"Where were you.. ??


Maine kaha:"Friend ke ghar

tha...


Dad ne mere hi saamne mere

10 friends ko call kiya..


4 ne kaha:"Haan Uncle, yahin

par tha...

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Teacher : - batao bacho hindi ki

Teacher : - batao bacho hindi ki
phli silent movie konsi thi.





student : - Teacher jab wo film silent
thi to aapko kaise pata chala ki
wo hindi me hai

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Wife: Ji apko mujhme kya achha lagta hai

Wife: Ji apko mujhme kya achha lagta hai, meri
samajhdari ya meri beauty.
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College mein Ladkiyo ka sirf 2 hee naam hote hai

College mein Ladkiyo ka sirf 2 hee naam hote hai....
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1. Teri Bhabhi
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2. Meri Bhabhi

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Pappu Mamma kal papa kaam

Pappu: Mamma kal papa kaam
wali ko sofay
per leta kar...
. .
Mom: Beta! Bus raat ko jab
papaaayein tu
phir batana...
.
. Papa K Aatay Hee
.
Mom: Haan beta ab batao kiya
howa?
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Pappu: Papa kaam wali ko sofay
pe leta kar
jo sharma Uncle aap k saath karte hain...
woh kar rahe thay...
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Girl 2 Pandit:" Can i Kiss a MAN.. ??

Girl 2 Pandit:" Can i Kiss a
MAN.. ??
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Pandit:" Ram Ram Bolo!
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Girl:" Can i Kiss a Boy.. ??
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Pandit:" Hare Krishna Bolo..
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Girl:" Can I Kiss u.. ??
.

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Tere Haath Ki Main Wo Lakeer Ban JaoN

Tere Haath Ki Main Wo Lakeer Ban JaoN,

Sirf Main Hi Tera Muqadar Teri Taqdeer Ban JaoN,

Main Tujhe Itna Chahon K Tu Bhool Jaye Har Rishta,

Sirf Main Hi Tere Har Rishte Ki Tasweer Ban JaoN,

Tu Aankhein Band Karey To Aaon Main Hi Nazar,

Is Tarha Main TERE Har Khawab Ki Tabeer Ban Jaon.

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RAILWAY INTERVIEW

RAILWAY INTERVIEW of
Pappu:D
Interviewer:- agar do trains ek
hi line pe aa
gayi to kya karoge ??
. Pappu:- Jee, red light
dikhaunga..
Interviewer:- Red light na ho
to ...??
Pappu:- Torch dikhaunga..Interviewer:- Torch na ho to...?? Pappu:- Apni red shirt utaar kardikhaunga.Interviewer:- Shirt bhi rednahuyi to...??.Pappu:- Fir main apni mousi ke ladke kobulaunga.Interviewer:- Wo kyun...?? kyawo traino kitakkar rok dega ??. ..Pappu:- Jee nahi,wo kya hai na k usne kabhi 2traino kitakkar nahi dekhi....:p
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Hum lakh acche hain - Awesome jokes

Hum lakh acche hain...

Par log kharab kehte hain...

Bigda hua wo humko nawaab kahte he..

Hum to aise badnam ho gaye hain ki...

Paani bhi piye to log sharab kahte hain..

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Ek student ko apni classmate se pyar ho gaya

Ek student ko apni classmate se pyar ho gaya


Ladke ne use prapose kiya Lekin ladki ne
inkar kar diya Or
teacher ko uski complain kardi


Teacher ne ladke ko kaafi daanta or 1 week k
liye class se nikal diya..

Jab 1 week baad ladka wapas class me gaya
to Ladki ko us se pyar ho gaya..


Ladki ne us ladke ki book me likha:" I m sorry and I love u too

Ladke ne koi response nahi diya

Isi tarah 4 saal guzar gaye

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Teacher to Student

Teacher to Student .....

Teacher : Y R U sleepinG in my class...???

Student : Mam ur voice is so chweet dat i slept...!!!

Teacher : Den Y D other children R not sleeping ...???

Student : Mam because they r not listening to U.....!!!

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It's not who you are to the world

It's not who you are to the world....
it's who you are to me.
It's not how many times u say I love you.
it's how much u really do.(♥♥)

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Husband sir meri wife kho gai

Husband:" sir meri wife kho gai
hai
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postman:" Yeh post office hai police station nahi..
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. Husband:" ohh sorry! Saala
khushi k mare kaha jaon, kuch
samjh mein nahi aa raha
hai...

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He went to a 5 star hotel for Dinner

He went to a 5 star hotel for Dinner



Bill Rs. 6000/-


He was unable to pay.

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Girl Friend : Where Is My Birthday Gift..

Girl Friend : Where Is My
Birthday Gift..
Boy Friend : Can You See That
Red Hot Ferrari On The Other
side Of Road..
Girl Friend :(Extremely Happy)
- Yes!

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most irritating two facts:

most irritating two facts:

when we are at home:

we study for 3 hours no one see us :(
when u pick up d mobile 4 a second,
mom enters the room n say " bas mob pakde reh beta"
"isbar to pakka fail hoga"

when we r in hostel:

have mobile for 3 hours no 1 sees us...
when u pick up da book 4 a sec ,
frnds enter in the room n say ' :

kitna padega be einstien ki aulad,
kha le kitaab ko, padh padh k pagal ho jyega ek din' 

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Height Of Student Talent:

Height Of Student Talent:



Teacher:" U Just Got 5 Marks &
Still U R Laughing..











Student:" I'm Wondering How I
Got 5 Marks..

I Wrote 'Hooka Bar' Lyrics

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Beta - Papa Muje 1 Bhai Chahiye

Beta:" Papa Muje 1 Bhai Chahiye
Aaj aur Abhi,




Papa:" Beta is Kaam me 9
Mahine Lagte hai,





BETA:" Aap to CONTRACTOR ho
5-6 admi laga do Jaldi
Hojayega.

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Principal: What do you want to become in future ?

Principal: What do you want to become
in future ?


Student: After studying MBBS, want to Join Police force
and get a
good Job in good software company,
and
work as a lawyer
and construct big buildings also conduct reserch
and
become actor.


Principal: Hey whats your name?

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Hum aapki nafrat ko bhi pyaar samajh lenge

Hum aapki nafrat ko bhi pyaar samajh lenge,

Kyunki nafrat wahi karti hai jo pyaar karti hai,

Mante hain ki hum bewafa hi sahi,

Par bewafa hoke bhi aapse hi pyaar karte hain…

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Dukandar ek aurat ko kapre dikha dikha k thak gaya.

Dukandar ek aurat ko kapre dikha dikha k
thak gaya..
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akhir bola, mujhe afsos hai apko koi kapra
pasand nahi aaya..
..
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..
Aurat:" Koi baat nahi mai to wese bhi sabzi
lene aayi thi...

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2 cockroch ICU me admit hue..

2 cockroch ICU me admit hue..
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1st:"Kisne mara.. ??
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2nd:"Arey, kisi ne nahi, Ye ladkiyan b na
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Mujhe dekh kar itna chillati hai ki heart attack aa
gaya..

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In 1 bus stop

In 1 bus stop - 

Boy - MUJHSE SHADI KROGI? 

Girl - Kya? 

Boy - Acchi film hai na. 

Girl - kutte ke bacche
. 
Boy - What? 
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Girl - Kitne chote chote hote hai na!
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Ek Baar Pappu Plane Se U.S.A Jaa Raha Tha

Ek Baar Pappu Plane Se U.S.A Jaa Raha Tha,

Sath Mein Ek Angrej Baitha Hua Thha.

Pappu Ne Us Se Time Pucha,

Angrej: “Hi Main Ek Scientist Hoon”

Pappu: “Hello, Main Engineer Hoon”

Angrej: “Wow Engineer, Kya Hum Kuch Topics

Par Baat Kar Sakte Hai?”

Pappu: “Bilkul”

Angrej: “Achcha, Tum Mujhe Nuclear Power Ke

Baare Mein Kuch Baatao?”

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