Girlfriend: Hey

Girlfriend: Hey

Boyfriend: Who's Hey?, don't ever call
me back.

Girlfriend: Sorry! My Love, how are
you doing??

Boyfriend: I'm Fine! And You??

Girlfriend: I'm fine, but I need
something from you..

Boyfriend: What???

Girlfriend: Sweetie please could you
SEND me 15k?

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Shaadi main ek SMART ladka

Shaadi main ek SMART ladka
ladki se:"aap dance karogi.. :))
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Ladki sharma k boli:"yes ..."
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Ladka pyar se bola:
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To phir aapki "kursi" main le
jaon didi .

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Ladka aur Ladki

Ladka aur Ladki,

1 dusre ko kyu nahi samjh pate? 

Kyu ki eshvar ne ladke ko achcha dimag diya hai
Aur
ladki ko achaha dil,

mgar ladki dimag se sochti hai
aur ladke dil se. 

Its true.....

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Girl: We Are Best Friends, Right?

Girl: We Are Best Friends, Right?

Boy: Yes, Of Course.

Girl: So Be Honest With Me, Who Do You Like?

Boy: No One. I Love Someone.

Girl: Oh, She Must Be Very Lucky..

Boy: Definitely. I’ve Loved Her,

Ever Since I Met Her.

Girl: Really? Well, Since We’re Best Friends,

I Wanna Meet Her. Go Call Her…

Boy: Oh Okay.

*Boy Takes Out His Phone, Dials Her Number And Phones Her..*

Girl: Wait, Hold On I Think Im Getting A Call.

*Answers The Phone*

Boy: I Love You;)

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Girl - Aaj meri dil ka operation hai..

Girl:"Aaj meri dil ka operation hai..

Boy:"pata hai..

Girl:"I love u..

Boy:"mai b bahot pyar karta hun
tumse..

operation k baad jab ladki ko hosh aaya to sirf uska baap khada tha..

Girl:"wo kahan hai.. ??

Father:"tumhe ni pata tumhe dil kisne diya.. ??

Girl:"what ??
Or zor zor se rone lagi..

Father:"mazak kar raha hun Kamina
bahar Samose Kha raha hai..

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Ek ladki

Ek ladki class me gana ga rahi thi

“O zara-zara touch me, touch me, touch me…”

Tabhi ek ladka utha aur ladki ko chhu liya aur

bola himmat hai to aage Gaa..

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Girl's Wish For Life Partner

Girl's Wish For Life Partner 

I Don't Need Any Car 

I Don't Need A Bungalow 

I Don't Need Servants 

I Don't Need Branded Clothes 

I Don't Need Hi Class Food Either

But I Just Need A 

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Define Girls

Define Girls!!

The 1 who
b4 goin out for a party,
facial,
bleach,
waxing,
hair cuting/straighting,
threading,
toning,
scrubing,
moisturhng,
done
&

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Smart propose by a guy to his girl....

Smart propose by a guy to his girl....
he wrote on a paper -
"will u marry me...??"
& gave 3 options to girl,
a)Yes
b) a
c) b

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A Girl's facebook status

A Girl's facebook status:-"Travelled in Bus after long time"

Comments Left by Male friends :-
1) Awww, so sweet..!!!
2) May be nextime will go together sweetie...!!!
3) Wow, i want to experience it..!!!
4) You went without me..?:(
5) Wonderful dear..!!!

A Boy's facebook status:- "Travelled in Bus after a long time.."
Comments Left by same Male friends :-
1) Haan toh saale hum kya kare..?
2) Bas yehi teri aukat hai.!!
3) Kamine ab auto mai bhi jaiga toh status update karega kya..??
4) Baap ko bol kam se kam cycle lekar de..!!!
5) Usi bus ka conductor ban ja kutte..
6) Ticket kharida ki nahi Bhikhari?
Awesomejokes.in

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Girl: janu apni ye Diam0nd ring muje

Girl: janu apni ye Diam0nd ring muje
de do... :*
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Boy: kyo dear ? ?
.
Girl: me rooz ise dekh kar tumhe yaad
krungi...
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Boy: yaad toh tum wese bhi muje
krogi...
.
Girl: wo kese ??
.
Boy: ye soch kar ki mujse diamond
ring mangi thi Kamine ne nhi di...
Awesomejokes.in

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Girl: Is dress ka kya price hai?

Girl: Is dress ka kya price hai?

Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss

Girl: Aur us dress ka?

Shopkeeper: 10 kiss

Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill daadi dengi ;)
http://awesomejokes.in

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Statement of boys

Statement of boys, when they remain unsuccessful in making girlfriends in College..

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Apni Girlfrnd ke samne

Apni Girlfrnd ke samne
dusri
ladkiyo ko kaise
dekhe.. ??

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Girl: Which computer do u have?

Girl: Which computer do u have?

Boy: I have a computer with intel core i7

processor at 3.3 ghz, windows 7, 64 bit, 8gb ram

& nvidia gtx 560 graphics card.

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