Why does needle of magnetic

Why does needle of magnetic
compass always point towards
North??? . .
Because, RAJINIKANTH lives in the
South and no one has guts to point
at him!!!

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Once Rajnikanth joined the Indian Army.

Once Rajnikanth joined the Indian Army.
Guess what happened....?
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He was screwed by his CO.
Yeh boss fauj hai,mauj nahi.
Chaahe ghajini ho ya Rajni, yaha sabki hai bajni !

Salute to Indian Army

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Rajinikant got 150 questions in exam paper asking:" Solve any 100 questions"

Rajinikant got 150 questions in exam paper asking:" Solve any 100 questions"
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He solved all 150 and wrote,
"Yanna Rascalla!,
CHECK ANY 100!"

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RECENTLY there was a fight between Rajnikant and a Tiger

RECENTLY there was a fight between Rajnikant and a Tiger..
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Surprise,
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surprise
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Rajnikanth ran away from there Why ??
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To Save the Tiger.. Only 1400 are left!

Otherwise u know Rajnikant...

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Principal: What do you want to become in future ?

Principal: What do you want to become
in future ?


Student: After studying MBBS, want to Join Police force
and get a
good Job in good software company,
and
work as a lawyer
and construct big buildings also conduct reserch
and
become actor.


Principal: Hey whats your name?

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Ram aur Raavan Bada serious wala yudh kar rahe the

Ram aur Raavan Bada serious wala yudh kar rahe the.

Tabhi Raavan ne Ram ke peechay kisi ko khada dekha.

Raavan: chal yar bye.

Ram: kya hua?

Raavan : Nahi yaar bas bye, Le sita ko Leja .

Ram: Arre hua kya, Ruk to sahi .

Ravan: Nahi yaar achha I am sorry o.k.

Ram: Dost nahi hai...Bata to sahi hua kya???

Ravan: Kuch nahi bhai baat hi khatam,

no tension+no fikar, maje-maje.

Ram: Nahi pehle bata pleeeeeeez,tuje meri kasam,

kya hua???

Ravaan: Bas rehne d yaar,

itni si baat pe tune

Rajnikanth ko bula liya......
awesomejokes.in

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In 1975, Superman, Batman & Spiderman

In 1975,

Superman, Batman & Spiderman
were flying across india & suddenly they died.

How??

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