Teacher : - batao bacho hindi ki

Teacher : - batao bacho hindi ki
phli silent movie konsi thi.





student : - Teacher jab wo film silent
thi to aapko kaise pata chala ki
wo hindi me hai

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Teacher to Student

Teacher to Student .....

Teacher : Y R U sleepinG in my class...???

Student : Mam ur voice is so chweet dat i slept...!!!

Teacher : Den Y D other children R not sleeping ...???

Student : Mam because they r not listening to U.....!!!

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Height Of Student Talent:

Height Of Student Talent:



Teacher:" U Just Got 5 Marks &
Still U R Laughing..











Student:" I'm Wondering How I
Got 5 Marks..

I Wrote 'Hooka Bar' Lyrics

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Teacher to student Aaj tune fir homework kyun nahi kiya..??

Teacher to student Aaj tune fir homework kyun nahi kiya..??
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Student:"sir, light nai thi..
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Sir:"to saale mombati jala leta..
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Student:"sir, machis nai utha sakta tha..
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Sir:"kyu.. ??
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One day a teacher was talking

One day a teacher was talking
about marriage in class...

Teacher : What kind of wife would
you like Johnny?

Johnny : I would want a wife like
the moon...

Teacher : Wow !! what a
choice...do you want her to be
cool & calm like the moon?

Johnny : No, no...
Teacher: oh so u want her to be
round and white?

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Geography Teacher

Geography Teacher: 

India Me salbhar Sabse Zayda Baraf Kaha Girti Hai...???
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Awesome Reply By Student:- 
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"Daaru K Glass Me.."
http://awesomejokes.in

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TEACHER:" Last year u were in

TEACHER:" Last year u were in
love with that girl &
this year u r in love with other.. 

What do u think of urself ??
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Student:"SEMESTER change..

SYLLABUS change

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Teacher love hota hai ya karna

Teacher:love hota hai ya karna
parta hai.. ??
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Student: it depends.. ladki sundar
ho aur scooty pe ho, to ho jata
hai..
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aur badsurat ho aur BMW mein
ho to karna padta hai
Awesomejokes.in

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3rd class ka baccha apni Miss se

3rd class ka baccha apni Miss se

kehta hai Mai

apko kesa lagta hun....??




Miss: so sweet

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