Showing posts with label Engineer. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Engineer. Show all posts

Question in exam:" Define love and explain in details (16 marks)

Question in exam:"
Define love and explain in details (16 marks)
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MBA students ans:" ''love is
life''(marks 1/2 out of 16)
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Medical student ans:''love is pain''(marks1/2 out of 16)
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Engineering students ans:
DEFINATION:" A serious disorder of heartdue to relationship between men and women that can cause death of 1 or bothdepending upon resistance associated..!!
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->TYPES:" 1 side & 2 sides
->AGE:" Usually occurs in teenagers but now a days can be found in any age
->SYMPTOMS:
tension, day dreaming, is omnia, phone adiction...
->DIAGNOSIS BY:"
diary, photos, mobile
->TREATMENT:" anti-love theorapy by father's shoe or mother's sandal
(16/16 marks)
MORAL:" dont play with engineers they can do anythng for 16 marks

Bhakt- GOD mujhe dard de.!

Bhakt- GOD mujhe dard de.!

dukh de.

tension de.!

Barbad kar de.!

Mere pichhe har mushkil Laga de.!

GOD-Abey saale 1 Line me bol na"ENGINEERING ME ADMISSION" chahiye..!
Awesomejokes.in

A Engineer Student's GF asked him

A Engineer Student's GF asked him:"kya exam me 1
ya 2 baar back aane se degree ki value
kamho jaati hai.. ??
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Engineer Student ne apni pocket se 500 ka note nikala or pucha iski kya value hai..??
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GF"Rs.500..
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Engineer Student ne use mutthi me mod k pucha ab.. ??
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One day, I will leave da world and never come back.

One day, I will leave da world and never come back..
U will cry when U will see my number.

U will miss me when U sit alone..
wont be able to hear my laugh and voice ever again..

Engineer Doctor ke paas gaya aur bola

Engineer Doctor ke paas gaya aur bola ghar jaane ki kya fees hai.. ??
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Doctor:"300 rupees..
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Engineer:"Chale -Dr Sahab.. ??
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Dr ne bike nikali
engineer aur Dr Ghar pahuch gaye
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Ek Engineer Interview k liye gaya

Ek Engineer Interview k liye gaya... 

Boss:" batao wo kon si cheez hai jisk 2 tyre hain ??. . 

Engineer:" Bike.. . . 


Boss:" nai HOnda Bike.. :p . 

Boss:" acha batao wo kon si cheez hai jis k 4 tyre hain ??. . 

Reporter kasab ki phasi ke

Reporter kasab ki phasi ke
pehle:" aapko
kaisa laga 4 saal india me reh
kar.. ??



Ek bar engineering ke sabhi


Ek bar engineering ke sabhi Professores ko
ek plane mein bithaya gaya..
Fir announce kiya gaya ki
“YE PLANE APKE STUDENTS NE BNAYA HAI”
Sab profesrs utar gaye…
Par principal baithe rahe
Logo ne pucha: Aapko Darr nahi lgta?
Principle: Muje apne studnts par pura bharosa hai.
Ye start hi nahi hoga!! :mrgreen: