Dad: Give me ur Mobile for a Minute.

Dad: Give me ur Mobile for a Minute.
.
Son: Wait dad, Let me Switchit on. Gf Pic delete, Gals Number list delete, Phne call Received delete,
.
Delete,
.
Delete,
.
Delete,
Memory Card Format.. :D

Son: Here it is.
Dad: Thanx I Just want to see the time.
Son- Daaaaad 

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Beta - Papa Muje 1 Bhai Chahiye

Beta:" Papa Muje 1 Bhai Chahiye
Aaj aur Abhi,




Papa:" Beta is Kaam me 9
Mahine Lagte hai,





BETA:" Aap to CONTRACTOR ho
5-6 admi laga do Jaldi
Hojayega.

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Dad:"Tujhe school se kyun

Dad:"Tujhe school se kyun

nikala.. ??




Son:"Sir ne pucha 2 3 kitne,

main bola 5.



Phir pucha 3 2... ??




Dad:"Arey Kaminey usmein

farak kya hai.. ??





Son:"Exactly, maine bhi ye hi

bola.

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