A Taxi Passenger Touched The

A Taxi Passenger Touched The
Driver On The Shoulder To Ask Him
a Question.

The Driver Screamed, Lost Control
Of The Car, Nearly Hit a Bus, Went
Up On The Footpath & Stopped
Few Centimeters Far From a Shop
Window.

4 a Second, Everything Went Quiet
In The Cab. Then, The Driver Said:
"Look Buddy! Don't Ever Do That
Again, u Scared Me.

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Real Heart Touching Story

"Real Heart Touching Story"
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A B0y Sent The Most Expensive
Bird That C0uld Speak 40
Languages As .

A Birthday Gift 2 His Girlfriend.
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Next Day He Asked About The
Gift
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B0y: Hows The Bird??
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Girl: Very Tasty..!!

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When I was Studying My Mom Was calling me

When I was Studying My Mom Was calling me.

But I did not respond..

I was deeply involved in Studies But she Called me
again n again

I shouted Plz Leave me to Study,
My exam is near
plz
I want to Study , I want to Study

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Three Mistak's of My Lyf

Three Mistak's of My Lyf

Physics,Chemistry &
Mathematics

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IIT Mumbai Exam best question

IIT Mumbai Exam best question:

Spell d word 'COW' in 13 letters,

Toppers could not answer, 

but last bench guys wrote.

"SEE O DOUBLE YOU"

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Dad: Give me ur Mobile for a Minute.

Dad: Give me ur Mobile for a Minute.
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Son: Wait dad, Let me Switchit on. Gf Pic delete, Gals Number list delete, Phne call Received delete,
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Delete,
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Delete,
.
Delete,
Memory Card Format.. :D

Son: Here it is.
Dad: Thanx I Just want to see the time.
Son- Daaaaad 

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It's not who you are to the world

It's not who you are to the world....
it's who you are to me.
It's not how many times u say I love you.
it's how much u really do.(♥♥)

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He went to a 5 star hotel for Dinner

He went to a 5 star hotel for Dinner



Bill Rs. 6000/-


He was unable to pay.

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Principal: What do you want to become in future ?

Principal: What do you want to become
in future ?


Student: After studying MBBS, want to Join Police force
and get a
good Job in good software company,
and
work as a lawyer
and construct big buildings also conduct reserch
and
become actor.


Principal: Hey whats your name?

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Girlfriend: Hey

Girlfriend: Hey

Boyfriend: Who's Hey?, don't ever call
me back.

Girlfriend: Sorry! My Love, how are
you doing??

Boyfriend: I'm Fine! And You??

Girlfriend: I'm fine, but I need
something from you..

Boyfriend: What???

Girlfriend: Sweetie please could you
SEND me 15k?

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One day a teacher was talking

One day a teacher was talking
about marriage in class...

Teacher : What kind of wife would
you like Johnny?

Johnny : I would want a wife like
the moon...

Teacher : Wow !! what a
choice...do you want her to be
cool & calm like the moon?

Johnny : No, no...
Teacher: oh so u want her to be
round and white?

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Girl's Wish For Life Partner

Girl's Wish For Life Partner 

I Don't Need Any Car 

I Don't Need A Bungalow 

I Don't Need Servants 

I Don't Need Branded Clothes 

I Don't Need Hi Class Food Either

But I Just Need A 

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Define Girls

Define Girls!!

The 1 who
b4 goin out for a party,
facial,
bleach,
waxing,
hair cuting/straighting,
threading,
toning,
scrubing,
moisturhng,
done
&

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Hold me like i am the last person

Hold me like i am the last person
you want in your arms..


kiss me like it is gonna be the

last kiss your ever going to taste..

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Mathematical Joke

Mathematical Joke:
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Scientists were playing hide & seek
in heaven.
Einstein was seeker. Newton didn't
hide & stood
in a square of 1
meter.
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Medicoz v/s Einstein

Medicoz v/s Einstein: . .

Einstein & a Medicoz sitting next to each other on a long flight..

Einstein says,"Let's play a game..

I will ask you a question,if you don't know the answer,

you pay me only $5 and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.."

Einstein asks the first question: What's the distance from the Earth to the Moon..?

Medicoz doesn't say a word,reaches his pocket,pulls out a $5..

Now,it's Medicoz's turn..

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