Andheri Raat..

Andheri Raat..
Toofani barish..

Girl-Come on dear get in2 my umbrlla

Boy-its ok sistr thanx
& runs away

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Maths Teacher:Jab main tumhare jitna tha

Maths Teacher:Jab main tumhare jitna tha,


mere maths me 100 marks aate the

Student:ate honge SIR,








AP
ko koi achha teachr padhata hoga

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Ek Ladka Scooty par ja raha tha.

Classical Insult..

Ek Ladka Scooty par ja raha tha..

Scooty ka tyre
Bhains k gobar k beech mein se
guzer gya..
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.
Qareeb kuch ladkiya khadi thi..

Unho ney taliyan
baja k kaha:" Happy Birthday to
U..."
.
.
.
Ladka ruka or bola:"Wish karney
se kaam nahi chaley ga...."
.
.
"Cake to khana hi padega.

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Girl To Boy: Ek Taraf Paisa Hai Ek Taraf Dimag Tum Kya Choose Karoge

Girl To Boy: Ek Taraf Paisa Hai Ek Taraf Dimag Tum Kya Choose Karoge.....??
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Boy- Paisa. .
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Girl- Galat Mai Hoti Toh Dimag Leti.
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Boy- Ab Jiske Paas Jo Nahi Hai Wo Wahi Toh Lega
Na

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Teacher : - batao bacho hindi ki

Teacher : - batao bacho hindi ki
phli silent movie konsi thi.





student : - Teacher jab wo film silent
thi to aapko kaise pata chala ki
wo hindi me hai

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Shaadi main ek SMART ladka

Shaadi main ek SMART ladka
ladki se:"aap dance karogi.. :))
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Ladki sharma k boli:"yes ..."
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Ladka pyar se bola:
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To phir aapki "kursi" main le
jaon didi .

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