Girl: Chalo main chupti hu tum

Girl: Chalo main chupti hu tum
mujhe dhundna.

Agar dhund liya to hum shoping
chalenge.


Boy: Agar nahi dhunda to?



Girl: Aisa mat kaho na jaanu
main
darwaze ke piche hi chupungi..!!? :P :D

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Gal to a boy: u shuld nt drink n drive...

Gal to a boy: u shuld nt drink n drive...

Lots of accidents r happening....pls take care yaa... :(


Boy to gal: yaa baby I knw...
how sweet of u ... 
U so caring...
bt I don't drink n drive... 
Love u baby...Muuaahh h :

boy to boy:u shuld nt drink n drive...
Lots of accidents r happening....
pls take care man.......

boy replies: pata hai.... 
Apne Baap ko mat sikhaa...

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THINKING OF BOYS N GIRLZ IN FIRST MEET

THINKING OF BOYS N GIRLZ IN FIRST MEET;):P
Girl: kitna seedha h..!
boy: kya maal h..!
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girl: nice behaviour..!
boy: kash pat jaye..!
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girl: dresing sense zabardast h..!
boy: skirt, top mein or hot lagegi..!
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Girl: agr razi ho gya toh isi seshadi krungi..!
Boy: bs 1 bar han krde muje konse shadi karni
hai.

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Smart Boy+Smart naari= Affair jari

Smart Boy+Smart naari= Affair jari
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Smart Boy+Bevkuf nari=paw bhari
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Bevkuf boy+bevkuf nari= shadi ki
tayari
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Bevkuf boy+smart nari=Boy
bhikari...

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An EGYPTIAN girl asked an

An EGYPTIAN girl asked an
INDIAN boy: What can u do for me?

The boy replied: .
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come behind the PYRAMID.

I will make u MUMMY.

Hahahahhahahahaha Indians

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Girl - Ye pyar kaise hota hai

Girl:"Ye pyar kaise hota hai..??
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Boy:"Jab time kharab chal raha
ho..

Shani ki dsha kharab ho..

Aapka mangal bhari ho or..

Bhagwan maza lene ke mood
me ho Tab pyar ho jata
hai..

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Real Heart Touching Story

"Real Heart Touching Story"
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A B0y Sent The Most Expensive
Bird That C0uld Speak 40
Languages As .

A Birthday Gift 2 His Girlfriend.
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Next Day He Asked About The
Gift
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B0y: Hows The Bird??
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Girl: Very Tasty..!!

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Aaj ki Ladki..

Aaj ki Ladki.. 

Girl:" mera mobile zada time
meri
mom k paas hota hai..
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Boy:" agar hum pakde gaye to.. ??
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Girl:" nahi pakde ja sakte 

Boy:" kyun ??
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Girl:" kyunki maine tumhara number 'battery low' ke
naamse save kiya hua hai..

jab tumhari call aati hai
mummy Mobile Charge Pe Laga
ke chali jati hai.

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1st Gal- muje teri help chaiye.

Girls :
1st Gal- muje teri help chaiye.

2nd Gal - nahi yaar mai khud hi bhaut busy hu

3rd Gal - yaar mummy ne aaj ghar
jaldi bulaya hai

4rt Gal - kabhi tune meri help kri thi kya

5ft - yaar aaj muje padhayi
kerni hai
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Boys :
1st Boy - yaar muje tumari help chaiye.

2nd Boy - kisi se panga ho gya kya
bol kitne bande bulau.

3rd Boy - majjal hai kisi ki jo mere
yaar ko hath laga de bata kahan chalna hai

4rt Boy - bol kya baat hai ghar
vhar to baad mai chle jayenge

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New Style of Proposing A Girl

New Style of Proposing A Girl:

Dekho main nahi Chahta ki Mera Beta Bada Hokar Tumhari Beti
ko Line Mare,

Mujhe Bura Lagega..

Tum Haan Kaho To,
Dono Ko Bhai Behen Bana
De..

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Ek Ladka Scooty par ja raha tha.

Classical Insult..

Ek Ladka Scooty par ja raha tha..

Scooty ka tyre
Bhains k gobar k beech mein se
guzer gya..
.
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Qareeb kuch ladkiya khadi thi..

Unho ney taliyan
baja k kaha:" Happy Birthday to
U..."
.
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Ladka ruka or bola:"Wish karney
se kaam nahi chaley ga...."
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"Cake to khana hi padega.

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Girl:" Aap mujhe lift denge to

Girl:" Aap mujhe lift denge to
main aapko apna cell no.
dungi :))
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ENgineer boy:" Jahan chaho
wahan chhor dunga, number vmber rehne do, bas 100 Rupees.

ka petrol
dalwa dena bahen ji ;))

Uff! Mehangai ne Engineers ko
bhi shareef bana diya
hai..

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Girl To Boy: Ek Taraf Paisa Hai Ek Taraf Dimag Tum Kya Choose Karoge

Girl To Boy: Ek Taraf Paisa Hai Ek Taraf Dimag Tum Kya Choose Karoge.....??
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Boy- Paisa. .
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Girl- Galat Mai Hoti Toh Dimag Leti.
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Boy- Ab Jiske Paas Jo Nahi Hai Wo Wahi Toh Lega
Na

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Gf:"Aap cigarette mat piya

Gf:"Aap cigarette mat piya
karo, bohot
badbu
aati hai...
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BF ne cigarette pina chhod
diya..
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Gf:"aap paan, gutkha mat khaya karo...

daant kharab ho jayenge..
.

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How to kill a - BOY

How to kill a - BOY.....??
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Just give him a mobile with lots of
beautiful Girls mobile number.
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Then Lock him in a place with "No - NETWORK coverage .. ;) :D 
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How to kill a - GIRL..??
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Give her a beautiful dress, nice
jewellerys, costly cosmetics.
Then, lock her in a room without a " - MIRROR 

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A Kanjus Boy fell in love with kanjus girl

A Kanjus Boy fell in love with kanjus girl . . .

Girl : Jab dad so jayenge to me gali me
sikka phenkungi . . 
Tum awaz sunkar turant andar a jana.

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Girl 2 Pandit:" Can i Kiss a MAN.. ??

Girl 2 Pandit:" Can i Kiss a
MAN.. ??
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Pandit:" Ram Ram Bolo!
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Girl:" Can i Kiss a Boy.. ??
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Pandit:" Hare Krishna Bolo..
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Girl:" Can I Kiss u.. ??
.

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Ek student ko apni classmate se pyar ho gaya

Ek student ko apni classmate se pyar ho gaya


Ladke ne use prapose kiya Lekin ladki ne
inkar kar diya Or
teacher ko uski complain kardi


Teacher ne ladke ko kaafi daanta or 1 week k
liye class se nikal diya..

Jab 1 week baad ladka wapas class me gaya
to Ladki ko us se pyar ho gaya..


Ladki ne us ladke ki book me likha:" I m sorry and I love u too

Ladke ne koi response nahi diya

Isi tarah 4 saal guzar gaye

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Girl Friend : Where Is My Birthday Gift..

Girl Friend : Where Is My
Birthday Gift..
Boy Friend : Can You See That
Red Hot Ferrari On The Other
side Of Road..
Girl Friend :(Extremely Happy)
- Yes!

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In 1 bus stop

In 1 bus stop - 

Boy - MUJHSE SHADI KROGI? 

Girl - Kya? 

Boy - Acchi film hai na. 

Girl - kutte ke bacche
. 
Boy - What? 
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Girl - Kitne chote chote hote hai na!
Awesomejokes.in

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