Wife Meri Tabiyat Theek Nahi - jokes

Wife:" Meri Tabiyat Theek Nahi
Lag Rahi Hai..
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Husband: Ohhh, Par Me To
Shoping Pe Jane Ka Soch Raha
Tha...
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Wife:" Me Mazak kar Rahi
Thi... :))
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Husband:" Mai Bhi Mazak kar
Raha Tha...

Chal uth k Roti Paka...:p :O :D

Hahaha Husband Rocks

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3 Possible Reasons When a Man Opens the Car Door For Wife

3 Possible Reasons When a Man Opens the Car Door For Wife

1) The Car Is New.
2) The Wife Is New.
3) (Most Imp) She Is Not His Wife

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Wife: Ji apko mujhme kya achha lagta hai

Wife: Ji apko mujhme kya achha lagta hai, meri
samajhdari ya meri beauty.
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Pappu Mamma kal papa kaam

Pappu: Mamma kal papa kaam
wali ko sofay
per leta kar...
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Mom: Beta! Bus raat ko jab
papaaayein tu
phir batana...
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. Papa K Aatay Hee
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Mom: Haan beta ab batao kiya
howa?
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Pappu: Papa kaam wali ko sofay
pe leta kar
jo sharma Uncle aap k saath karte hain...
woh kar rahe thay...
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Husband sir meri wife kho gai

Husband:" sir meri wife kho gai
hai
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postman:" Yeh post office hai police station nahi..
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. Husband:" ohh sorry! Saala
khushi k mare kaha jaon, kuch
samjh mein nahi aa raha
hai...

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Husband sent a text to his wife at night

Husband sent a text to his wife at night,
"Hi I will get late, please try and wash all my dirty clothes
and make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I return."

but there is no reply.....

He sent another text,
"And I forgot to tell you that I got an increase in my salary
at the end of the month I'm getting you a new car"

this time , She text back, "OMG really?"

Husband replied, :
"No I just wanted to make sure you got my first message"

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WIFE: JANU, Aaj Tumhari Girlfriend Night Stay Karne

WIFE: JANU, Aaj Tumhari Girlfriend Night Stay Karne
Aaa Rahi hai !

Maine Fridge mein Beer & fresh Fruit Salad banake
rakha hai,

Room freshner side table par hai,

Nahanay Ka Soap with lime fragrance or towel Bhi rakha hai,

Main baccho ko Leker Mummy K yaha Jaa Rahi

Hoon, Kal Sham Tak Aajaungi,

Prog Mein Koi Change Ho To Inform Kar Dena, mein

Wahin aur Ruk JaunGi...!
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Isko kahate hai
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EK HUSBAND ke haseen sapne!!!

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Biwi k mahine bhar k kharche

Biwi k mahine bhar k kharche
se tang aakar.
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Pati: mahine bhar mein ek kilo
lipstick kha jati ho!
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Biwi:
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jhot mat bolo Ji
750gm to tum hi chat jate ho!
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Wife: Naari ka matlab kya hai?

Wife: Naari ka matlab kya hai? 
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Husband: Naari ka matlab hai shakti. 
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Wife: To phir purush ka matlab kya hai? 
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Husband: Sehen shakti 

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Husband : Agar Mai marr gaya toh tum

Husband :
Agar Mai marr gaya toh tum
dusri shaadi
karogi ?? 

Wife : Nahin,
Mai apni behen ke saath poori
zindagi reh lungi :( 

Wife : or Agar Mai marr gayi toh
tum dusri shaadi
karoge ?? 

Husband : nhi
Mai bhi tumari behen ke saath
poori
zindagi reh lunga.
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Wife- Aap bohot mote ho gaye ho

Wife- Aap bohot mote ho gaye ho..

Ramba- Tum bhi to kitni Moti ho gayi ho.. 8-| 

Wife- Main to Maa banne wali hoon..






Ramba- Main bhi to Baap banne wala hoon..

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Wife on call

Wife on call:"hey baby, what r you doing.....??

Husband:"office -­ ­ ­ me bahut kaam hai bus nipta ke aata hu. ..and u
sweet heart....?? 



wife:"mai club me tere piche khadi hu..

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A man got a call from unknown number

A man got a call from unknown number
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Girl: Hi, r u single?
Man: Yes, but who r u?
Ans: Your wife. 
Aaj ghar aana tab bataoogi
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Another call from unknown number
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Girl: R u married?
Man: Yes, but who R u?
Girl: Your girlfriend.. U cheat..!!
Man: Sorry baby, I thought it was my wife
Ans: Wife hi hoon kutte.. Aaj tu bas ghar aaja..!!
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Biwi ki 5 baatain kabhi samajh

Biwi ki 5 baatain kabhi samajh
mein nahi aati.. 

1) Tum na bahut woh ho.. (Ab
pata nahi woh se kya matlab?) 

2) Mujhe tum se ye umeed nahi
thi.
(To mujhse umeed kya thi ?
kabhi batao to sahi..) 
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