RAILWAY INTERVIEW

RAILWAY INTERVIEW of
Pappu:D
Interviewer:- agar do trains ek
hi line pe aa
gayi to kya karoge ??
. Pappu:- Jee, red light
dikhaunga..
Interviewer:- Red light na ho
to ...??
Pappu:- Torch dikhaunga..Interviewer:- Torch na ho to...?? Pappu:- Apni red shirt utaar kardikhaunga.Interviewer:- Shirt bhi rednahuyi to...??.Pappu:- Fir main apni mousi ke ladke kobulaunga.Interviewer:- Wo kyun...?? kyawo traino kitakkar rok dega ??. ..Pappu:- Jee nahi,wo kya hai na k usne kabhi 2traino kitakkar nahi dekhi....:p
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Ek Baar Pappu Plane Se U.S.A Jaa Raha Tha

Ek Baar Pappu Plane Se U.S.A Jaa Raha Tha,

Sath Mein Ek Angrej Baitha Hua Thha.

Pappu Ne Us Se Time Pucha,

Angrej: “Hi Main Ek Scientist Hoon”

Pappu: “Hello, Main Engineer Hoon”

Angrej: “Wow Engineer, Kya Hum Kuch Topics

Par Baat Kar Sakte Hai?”

Pappu: “Bilkul”

Angrej: “Achcha, Tum Mujhe Nuclear Power Ke

Baare Mein Kuch Baatao?”

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Murgiyo ke Farm me ek Baar Inspection ke liye Inspector aay

"Murgiyo ke Farm me ek Baar Inspection ke liye
Inspector aaya" 

Inspector : Tum Murgiyo ko kya khilate ho? 

Pehla 

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Maalik: Jii Baajra 
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Inspector: Kharab Khana, Ise Giriftaar karlo..
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Dusra : Chaawal
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Inspector : Galat Khana , Ise Bhi Giriftaar karlo..

Ab pappu ki baari aayi, Vo bahut Darr gaya tha

Fir pappu Darte Darte Bole :
"Jii Hum to Murgiyo ko 5-5 Rupyee De Dete hai...
Jo tumhari marji ho Jaakar khalo...!

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Pappu ki hui master se ladai

Pappu ki hui master se ladai…
Master ne ki pappu ki pitai…
Pappu ka garam hua khoon.
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gaya kabristan aur master ka photo taang kar likh
diya.
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“COMING SOON”

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Pappu makes a call from Delhi 2 his wife

Pappu makes a call from Delhi 2 his wife


Servant picked up d phone.



Pappu : Memsab se baat karao !



Servant: Woh to sahab k sath kamre me so rahi hai.



Pappu : Par sahab to main hu.



servant: Ab main kya karu?



Pappu: Maar de dono ko, main hold karta hu..



After killing....

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Pappu apni girlfriend k saath

Pappu apni girlfriend k saath 1st date
pe:"Ye meri pehli date hai darling....




agar koi galti ya kami reh jaye toh
 chhota bhai samajh k maaf kar dena..

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Pappu: Go

Interviewer:Let me check ur english,
tell me d opposite of good.?
Pappu : Bad. 

Interviewer: Come
Pappu: Go. 
Interviewer: Ugly? 
Pappu: Pichhlli.

Interviewer: PICHLLI 
Pappu: UGLY.

Interviewer: Shut Up.
Pappu: Keep talking.

Interviewer: Ok, now stop all dis
Pappu: Ok, now carry on all dis.

Interviewer:
Abey, chup ho ja..chup ho ja..chup ho jaa.
Pappu: Abey bolta ja..bolta ja..bolta ja.

Interviewer: Arey, yaar.
Pappu: Arey dushman.

Interviewer: Get Out
Pappu: Come In.

Interviewer: Oh my God.
Pappu: Oh, my devil.

Interviewer: shhhhhhh
Pappu: Hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Interviewer: mere bap chup hoja
Pappu: mere bete bolta reh

Interviewer: U are rejected
Pappu: I m selected.

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Ek din pappu samundar me

Ek din pappu samundar me
naha rha tha tabhi achanak dubne lagta hai
Doobne laga to usne pooja ki..
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"Hey bhagwan,
agar me bach gaya to garib logo ko Biryani khilauga..:))
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tabhi Ek jordaar Lehar aayi or usko sahil par phenk
diya Pappu ne upar dekh k kaha,
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Kaunsi biryani or waha se jane laga...:p
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Ek aur lehar aayi or pappu ko wapis le gayi..:((
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to pappu kehne laga:"Mera mtlab tha k chicken
biryani ya mutton biryani"

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