Ramba Kafi Time Baad USA Se

Ramba Kafi Time Baad USA Se
Vapis India Aya To Khamba Usko
Recieve Karne Gaya
Airport Se Vo Ramba Ko Leke
Bahar Nikla To Ramba Ne Sadak
Se Gili Mitti Uthayi Aur Soongh Ke Bola

Ramba: “Yaar Khamba, Ap Apne
Desh Ki Mitti Ki Khusbu Pahle
Jaisi Nahi Rahi”

Khamba Gusse Se: “Abe Oye
Gadhe(Ramba), Tune Mitti Nahi Tatti Uthai Hai"
:)

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Wife- Aap bohot mote ho gaye ho

Wife- Aap bohot mote ho gaye ho..

Ramba- Tum bhi to kitni Moti ho gayi ho.. 8-| 

Wife- Main to Maa banne wali hoon..






Ramba- Main bhi to Baap banne wala hoon..

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Ramba was working 1st time in a garment shop.

Ramba was working 1st time in a garment shop.

A customer girl asked

Underwear dikhana plz.

Sardar thoda sharmakar:

G aaj nahi pehni.
:))))))))

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Policeman - Sab kuch bata do

Policeman:"Sab kuch bata do
varna chaddi utar k marunga..




Ramba:"Sir, Galti maine ki hai, to
Aap kyon apni chaddi
utaroge.

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Ramba ki shaadi ke 3 mahine

Ramba ki shaadi ke 3 mahine baad hi beta ho gaya.

Ramba: Ye 3 mahine mein bacha kaise ho gaya?

Biwi: Aapki shadi ko kitna time hua hai?

Ramba: 3 mahine.

Biwi: Aur meri shadi ko?

Ramba: 3 mahine.

Biwi: Aur bachcha kitne time baad hua?

Ramba: 3 mahine baad.

Biwi: Total kitne mahine ho gaye?

Ramba: Ohh teri vakai, 9 mahine ho gaye!

time ka pata hi nahi laga? 
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