Real Heart Touching Story

"Real Heart Touching Story"
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A B0y Sent The Most Expensive
Bird That C0uld Speak 40
Languages As .

A Birthday Gift 2 His Girlfriend.
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Next Day He Asked About The
Gift
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B0y: Hows The Bird??
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Girl: Very Tasty..!!

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Romantic

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Aaj ki Ladki..

Aaj ki Ladki.. 

Girl:" mera mobile zada time
meri
mom k paas hota hai..
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Boy:" agar hum pakde gaye to.. ??
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Girl:" nahi pakde ja sakte 

Boy:" kyun ??
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Girl:" kyunki maine tumhara number 'battery low' ke
naamse save kiya hua hai..

jab tumhari call aati hai
mummy Mobile Charge Pe Laga
ke chali jati hai.

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I Love You Ascii

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ASCII2

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ASCII Heart

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Yup

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Diner Time

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ascii1

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Propose

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1st Gal- muje teri help chaiye.

Girls :
1st Gal- muje teri help chaiye.

2nd Gal - nahi yaar mai khud hi bhaut busy hu

3rd Gal - yaar mummy ne aaj ghar
jaldi bulaya hai

4rt Gal - kabhi tune meri help kri thi kya

5ft - yaar aaj muje padhayi
kerni hai
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Boys :
1st Boy - yaar muje tumari help chaiye.

2nd Boy - kisi se panga ho gya kya
bol kitne bande bulau.

3rd Boy - majjal hai kisi ki jo mere
yaar ko hath laga de bata kahan chalna hai

4rt Boy - bol kya baat hai ghar
vhar to baad mai chle jayenge

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Paise wala aadmi

Paise wala aadmi:" aaj mere paas
14 cars
18 dukaan
4 Bangle hain..

Tumhare paas kya hai ??
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When I was Studying My Mom Was calling me

When I was Studying My Mom Was calling me.

But I did not respond..

I was deeply involved in Studies But she Called me
again n again

I shouted Plz Leave me to Study,
My exam is near
plz
I want to Study , I want to Study

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New Style of Proposing A Girl

New Style of Proposing A Girl:

Dekho main nahi Chahta ki Mera Beta Bada Hokar Tumhari Beti
ko Line Mare,

Mujhe Bura Lagega..

Tum Haan Kaho To,
Dono Ko Bhai Behen Bana
De..

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Three Mistak's of My Lyf

Three Mistak's of My Lyf

Physics,Chemistry &
Mathematics

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Hello G

(-_-)/ Hello G !
<)( kesy ho ?
,//,

(-_-) pata hy
<)(> kitna yad
,//, arahy ho ?


(-_-)
/ )( \
,//, Zara bhi ni..

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IIT Mumbai Exam best question

IIT Mumbai Exam best question:

Spell d word 'COW' in 13 letters,

Toppers could not answer, 

but last bench guys wrote.

"SEE O DOUBLE YOU"

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Ek Ladka Scooty par ja raha tha.

Classical Insult..

Ek Ladka Scooty par ja raha tha..

Scooty ka tyre
Bhains k gobar k beech mein se
guzer gya..
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Qareeb kuch ladkiya khadi thi..

Unho ney taliyan
baja k kaha:" Happy Birthday to
U..."
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Ladka ruka or bola:"Wish karney
se kaam nahi chaley ga...."
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"Cake to khana hi padega.

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Girl:" Aap mujhe lift denge to

Girl:" Aap mujhe lift denge to
main aapko apna cell no.
dungi :))
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ENgineer boy:" Jahan chaho
wahan chhor dunga, number vmber rehne do, bas 100 Rupees.

ka petrol
dalwa dena bahen ji ;))

Uff! Mehangai ne Engineers ko
bhi shareef bana diya
hai..

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Bhakt- GOD mujhe dard de.!

Bhakt- GOD mujhe dard de.!

dukh de.

tension de.!

Barbad kar de.!

Mere pichhe har mushkil Laga de.!

GOD-Abey saale 1 Line me bol na"ENGINEERING ME ADMISSION" chahiye..!
Awesomejokes.in

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Dad: Give me ur Mobile for a Minute.

Dad: Give me ur Mobile for a Minute.
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Son: Wait dad, Let me Switchit on. Gf Pic delete, Gals Number list delete, Phne call Received delete,
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Delete,
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Delete,
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Delete,
Memory Card Format.. :D

Son: Here it is.
Dad: Thanx I Just want to see the time.
Son- Daaaaad 

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Afridi's Mom: Go and bring some

Afridi's Mom: Go and bring some
vegetables from market.

Afridi : But Mom, We are Loosers public are
in full anger.

Mom: Wear my burka and then go,no some
one will recognize you.

AFridi goes to market wearing burka.

A Girl: Hi Afridi ! how are you?

Afridi got shocked.

AFRIDI : How did you know, I am
afridi ?

Girl: Abay...... I am Akmal

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Khud ko karo kanjoos itna,

Khud ko karo kanjoos itna,
ki har sms bhejne se pahle,
service center wale call kr ke khud puchhe..

Sir ji
Ru sure?
bhejna hai,
ki sending fail kr du?

Awesomejokes.in

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Mobile Aaya Camera Khatam

Mobile Aaya Camera Khatam 
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Mobile Aaya
Wrist Watch Khatam 
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Mobile Aaya
Torch Khatam 
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Mobile Aaya
Radio Khatam
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Mobile Aaya
MP3 Khatam
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Mobile Aaya
Letters Khatam
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Mobile Aaya
Calculator Khatam
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Mobile Aaya
Computer Khatam
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Mobile Aaya
Sakoon Khatam
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Aur agar aapka
“Mobile"
aap ki GF ke haath aaya to
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Maa Kasam "aap
Khatam"

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China ko cricket kyu nahi khelne dete

China ko cricket kyu nahi khelne dete ??
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Kyu ki
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.

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Girl To Boy: Ek Taraf Paisa Hai Ek Taraf Dimag Tum Kya Choose Karoge

Girl To Boy: Ek Taraf Paisa Hai Ek Taraf Dimag Tum Kya Choose Karoge.....??
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Boy- Paisa. .
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Girl- Galat Mai Hoti Toh Dimag Leti.
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Boy- Ab Jiske Paas Jo Nahi Hai Wo Wahi Toh Lega
Na

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Gf:"Aap cigarette mat piya

Gf:"Aap cigarette mat piya
karo, bohot
badbu
aati hai...
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BF ne cigarette pina chhod
diya..
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Gf:"aap paan, gutkha mat khaya karo...

daant kharab ho jayenge..
.

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How to kill a - BOY

How to kill a - BOY.....??
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Just give him a mobile with lots of
beautiful Girls mobile number.
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Then Lock him in a place with "No - NETWORK coverage .. ;) :D 
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How to kill a - GIRL..??
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Give her a beautiful dress, nice
jewellerys, costly cosmetics.
Then, lock her in a room without a " - MIRROR 

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A Engineer Student's GF asked him

A Engineer Student's GF asked him:"kya exam me 1
ya 2 baar back aane se degree ki value
kamho jaati hai.. ??
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Engineer Student ne apni pocket se 500 ka note nikala or pucha iski kya value hai..??
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GF"Rs.500..
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Engineer Student ne use mutthi me mod k pucha ab.. ??
.

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RECENTLY there was a fight between Rajnikant and a Tiger

RECENTLY there was a fight between Rajnikant and a Tiger..
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Surprise,
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surprise
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Rajnikanth ran away from there Why ??
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To Save the Tiger.. Only 1400 are left!

Otherwise u know Rajnikant...

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