A man got a call from unknown number

A man got a call from unknown number
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Girl: Hi, r u single?
Man: Yes, but who r u?
Ans: Your wife. 
Aaj ghar aana tab bataoogi
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Another call from unknown number
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Girl: R u married?
Man: Yes, but who R u?
Girl: Your girlfriend.. U cheat..!!
Man: Sorry baby, I thought it was my wife
Ans: Wife hi hoon kutte.. Aaj tu bas ghar aaja..!!
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