Biwi k mahine bhar k kharche

Biwi k mahine bhar k kharche
se tang aakar.
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Pati: mahine bhar mein ek kilo
lipstick kha jati ho!
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Biwi:
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jhot mat bolo Ji
750gm to tum hi chat jate ho!
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