Pappu: Go

Interviewer:Let me check ur english,
tell me d opposite of good.?
Pappu : Bad. 

Interviewer: Come
Pappu: Go. 
Interviewer: Ugly? 
Pappu: Pichhlli.

Interviewer: PICHLLI 
Pappu: UGLY.

Interviewer: Shut Up.
Pappu: Keep talking.

Interviewer: Ok, now stop all dis
Pappu: Ok, now carry on all dis.

Interviewer:
Abey, chup ho ja..chup ho ja..chup ho jaa.
Pappu: Abey bolta ja..bolta ja..bolta ja.

Interviewer: Arey, yaar.
Pappu: Arey dushman.

Interviewer: Get Out
Pappu: Come In.

Interviewer: Oh my God.
Pappu: Oh, my devil.

Interviewer: shhhhhhh
Pappu: Hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Interviewer: mere bap chup hoja
Pappu: mere bete bolta reh

Interviewer: U are rejected
Pappu: I m selected.

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