Pappu makes a call from Delhi 2 his wife

Pappu makes a call from Delhi 2 his wife


Servant picked up d phone.



Pappu : Memsab se baat karao !



Servant: Woh to sahab k sath kamre me so rahi hai.



Pappu : Par sahab to main hu.



servant: Ab main kya karu?



Pappu: Maar de dono ko, main hold karta hu..



After killing....





servant: Dead body ka kya karu ?



Pappu: Ghar k piche swimming pool mein phenk kr bhaag ja.



Servant: Par ghar k piche to swimming pool hai hi nahi.



Pappu: Oh sorry, wrong number

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