School - A place where papa

School:" A place where papa
pays & son plays :D
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Life insurance:" A contract that keeps you poor
all your life so that
you can die rich ;-))
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Marriage:" its an agreement in which a man looses his
bachelors degree and a women
gains her masters;-))
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Dictionary:" A place where success comes before work:))
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Smile:" A curve dat can set alot
of
thngs straight :)) ..

Doctor:" A person who kills ur
ills by
pills, n kills U by bills...