A Taxi Passenger Touched The

A Taxi Passenger Touched The
Driver On The Shoulder To Ask Him
a Question.

The Driver Screamed, Lost Control
Of The Car, Nearly Hit a Bus, Went
Up On The Footpath & Stopped
Few Centimeters Far From a Shop
Window.

4 a Second, Everything Went Quiet
In The Cab. Then, The Driver Said:
"Look Buddy! Don't Ever Do That
Again, u Scared Me.

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Man In Bar Orders Kingfisher Beer.

Man In Bar Orders Kingfisher Beer.
Lady Next To Him- What A Co-incidence, Even I Have Ordered Kingfisher.

Man- I'm Celebrating.

Lady- Me too.

Man- What A Coincidence.

Why are you Celebrating?

Lady- My Husband & I Have Tried 4 Yrs For A Baby..

Today I'm Pregnant.

Man- What A Coincidence

I Am A Farmer From 4 Yrs My Hens Were Infertile, Today All Laying Eggs

Lady- Wow How Did That Happen?

Man- I Used A Different Cock .

Lady SMILED & Said

WHAT A COINCIDENCE !

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Exam tha sar par aur bachon ne padhnachor - latest jokes

Exam tha sar par aur bachon ne padhnachor
diya...
Wah Wah..
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Exam tha sar par aur bachon ne parna chor
diya..
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CID KA ACP tha toilet me..
Aur DAYA ne darwaza tod diya..
Hahahahah Thoko Lyk.....

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Why does needle of magnetic

Why does needle of magnetic
compass always point towards
North??? . .
Because, RAJINIKANTH lives in the
South and no one has guts to point
at him!!!

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Once Rajnikanth joined the Indian Army.

Once Rajnikanth joined the Indian Army.
Guess what happened....?
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He was screwed by his CO.
Yeh boss fauj hai,mauj nahi.
Chaahe ghajini ho ya Rajni, yaha sabki hai bajni !

Salute to Indian Army

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Baith kar mehbuba ki Baho me Aisa JosH Aaya...

Baith kar mehbuba ki Baho me Aisa JosH Aaya...
Wah!
Wah!
Wah!!
Wah!!
Baith kar mehbuba ki Baho me Aisa JosH Aaya...
Phirrrrr...?

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Girl: Chalo main chupti hu tum

Girl: Chalo main chupti hu tum
mujhe dhundna.

Agar dhund liya to hum shoping
chalenge.


Boy: Agar nahi dhunda to?



Girl: Aisa mat kaho na jaanu
main
darwaze ke piche hi chupungi..!!? :P :D

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Itne saal hue Daya ki koi grlfriend nahi hai,

CID ROCKS:
Itne saal hue Daya ki koi grlfriend nahi hai,
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Itne saal
hue Daya ki koi grlfriend nahi hai,
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Acp: Abhijeet pata lagao ye Daya kahin GAY to nhi hai!


hihihihihi

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Rajinikant got 150 questions in exam paper asking:" Solve any 100 questions"

Rajinikant got 150 questions in exam paper asking:" Solve any 100 questions"
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He solved all 150 and wrote,
"Yanna Rascalla!,
CHECK ANY 100!"

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Question in exam:" Define love and explain in details (16 marks)

Question in exam:"
Define love and explain in details (16 marks)
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MBA students ans:" ''love is
life''(marks 1/2 out of 16)
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Medical student ans:''love is pain''(marks1/2 out of 16)
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Engineering students ans:
DEFINATION:" A serious disorder of heartdue to relationship between men and women that can cause death of 1 or bothdepending upon resistance associated..!!
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->TYPES:" 1 side & 2 sides
->AGE:" Usually occurs in teenagers but now a days can be found in any age
->SYMPTOMS:
tension, day dreaming, is omnia, phone adiction...
->DIAGNOSIS BY:"
diary, photos, mobile
->TREATMENT:" anti-love theorapy by father's shoe or mother's sandal
(16/16 marks)
MORAL:" dont play with engineers they can do anythng for 16 marks

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5 K Beech Me 4 Likhkar Batao?

5 K Beech Me 4 Likhkar
Batao?
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China : Mazak Mat Karo.
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Japan : Namumkin
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Amrican : Sawaal Galat
Hai. .
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UK : Net Par Nhi Hai.
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Indian : Easy… F(IV)E.
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India has all
"JUGAAD".

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Ek Khargosh roz Lohaar ki Dukan par jata or

Ek Khargosh roz Lohaar ki Dukan par jata or
kehta..
"GAJAR"hai ??
Lohaar inkar kar deta..
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Ek din Lohaar ko bahut gussa aaya or us ne
khargosh K daant torr diye..
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Aur kaha K ab tu "GAJAR" kha K dikha Phir
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Phir kya ??
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Agley din khargosh Aaya or bola GAJAR KA
HALWA HAI..???

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Santa Beach Par Leta Hua Tha

Santa Beach Par Leta Hua Tha,
 Wahan Se 1 Angrez Guzra or Santa Se Pucha:
"R U Relaxing?"

Santa: No, I'm Ranjeet Singh.
Fir Dobara 1 Angrez Guzra or Usne b Yehi Pucha:
"Q U Relaxing?"

Santa Gusse Se: No, I'm Ranjeet Singh.
Ye Keh K Wo Utha or Apne Se Kuch Door Letey Angrez Se Bola:
"R U Relaxing?"

Angrez: Yes, I'm Relaxing.
Santa thappad Maar K Bola:"Abey! Tu Idhar Leta Hua He
or Wahan Tujhe Sab Log Dhoond Rahe Hain.

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Andheri Raat..

Andheri Raat..
Toofani barish..

Girl-Come on dear get in2 my umbrlla

Boy-its ok sistr thanx
& runs away

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Maths Teacher:Jab main tumhare jitna tha

Maths Teacher:Jab main tumhare jitna tha,


mere maths me 100 marks aate the

Student:ate honge SIR,








AP
ko koi achha teachr padhata hoga

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Gal to a boy: u shuld nt drink n drive...

Gal to a boy: u shuld nt drink n drive...

Lots of accidents r happening....pls take care yaa... :(


Boy to gal: yaa baby I knw...
how sweet of u ... 
U so caring...
bt I don't drink n drive... 
Love u baby...Muuaahh h :

boy to boy:u shuld nt drink n drive...
Lots of accidents r happening....
pls take care man.......

boy replies: pata hai.... 
Apne Baap ko mat sikhaa...

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1 Sachhi Ghatna:

1 Sachhi Ghatna:
Jise soch kar insan ki ruh tak kaanp jaayegi
Magar zalimo k hath tak nahi kaanpe

Dehradun Me 17 sal ki MasooM ladki,
jisne abhi 12th pass kiya
tha....
aur abhi jo din uske enjoy
karne k the..
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uske sage baap or bhai ne
behla fusla kr
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usse engineering ka form bharwa diya..!!!

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THINKING OF BOYS N GIRLZ IN FIRST MEET

THINKING OF BOYS N GIRLZ IN FIRST MEET;):P
Girl: kitna seedha h..!
boy: kya maal h..!
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girl: nice behaviour..!
boy: kash pat jaye..!
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girl: dresing sense zabardast h..!
boy: skirt, top mein or hot lagegi..!
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Girl: agr razi ho gya toh isi seshadi krungi..!
Boy: bs 1 bar han krde muje konse shadi karni
hai.

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Smart Boy+Smart naari= Affair jari

Smart Boy+Smart naari= Affair jari
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Smart Boy+Bevkuf nari=paw bhari
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Bevkuf boy+bevkuf nari= shadi ki
tayari
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Bevkuf boy+smart nari=Boy
bhikari...

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Professor in Hindi Class

Professor in Hindi Class : "gaali
ki
paribhasha batao.."
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Student: "atyadhik krodh aane per shaaririk
roop se hinsaa na kerte huye,
maukhik
roop se ki gayi hinsaatmak
kaaryawaahi ke
liye chune huye shabdon ka samooh jiske
uchchaaran ke pashchaat mann
ko aseem
shaanti ka anubhav hota hai,
use hum gaali
kehte hai..!!'' .
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Professor: Aapke CHARAN
kahan hain
prabhu.

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School - A place where papa

School:" A place where papa
pays & son plays :D
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Life insurance:" A contract that keeps you poor
all your life so that
you can die rich ;-))
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Marriage:" its an agreement in which a man looses his
bachelors degree and a women
gains her masters;-))
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Dictionary:" A place where success comes before work:))
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Smile:" A curve dat can set alot
of
thngs straight :)) ..

Doctor:" A person who kills ur
ills by
pills, n kills U by bills...

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5 dost beer pee rahe the tabhi

5 dost beer pee rahe the tabhi
table pr rakha mobile baja Boy- Hello
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Gf-main market me hu kya me
50
hazar wala gold set le lu
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Boy-Ha lelo
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Gf-Ek silk suit bhi lelu 5500 ka h
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Boy-Ha janu lelo,suno 2-4 lelo
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Gf-Thik h tumhara credit mere
paas h
usi se le rahi hu
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Boy-Thik hai All Friends-Tu pagal h ya tujhe
chad gayi h Boy- abe wo sab
chodo aur ye batao
ye mobile kiska hai..?? :p=DD

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An EGYPTIAN girl asked an

An EGYPTIAN girl asked an
INDIAN boy: What can u do for me?

The boy replied: .
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come behind the PYRAMID.

I will make u MUMMY.

Hahahahhahahahaha Indians

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Wife Meri Tabiyat Theek Nahi - jokes

Wife:" Meri Tabiyat Theek Nahi
Lag Rahi Hai..
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Husband: Ohhh, Par Me To
Shoping Pe Jane Ka Soch Raha
Tha...
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Wife:" Me Mazak kar Rahi
Thi... :))
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Husband:" Mai Bhi Mazak kar
Raha Tha...

Chal uth k Roti Paka...:p :O :D

Hahaha Husband Rocks

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Girl - Ye pyar kaise hota hai

Girl:"Ye pyar kaise hota hai..??
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Boy:"Jab time kharab chal raha
ho..

Shani ki dsha kharab ho..

Aapka mangal bhari ho or..

Bhagwan maza lene ke mood
me ho Tab pyar ho jata
hai..

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Jab bhi winter season ati hai,

Jab bhi winter season ati hai,

Kasam se teri yad bahut aati hai.

Dil socta hai mera bar-bar,

Mera inner kab lautaoge yaar
Happy Winter season

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