A Taxi Passenger Touched The

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Man In Bar Orders Kingfisher Beer.

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Once Rajnikanth joined the Indian Army.

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Baith kar mehbuba ki Baho me Aisa JosH Aaya...

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Itne saal hue Daya ki koi grlfriend nahi hai,

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Rajinikant got 150 questions in exam paper asking:" Solve any 100 questions"

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Question in exam:" Define love and explain in details (16 marks)

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5 K Beech Me 4 Likhkar Batao?

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Ek Khargosh roz Lohaar ki Dukan par jata or

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Santa Beach Par Leta Hua Tha

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Gal to a boy: u shuld nt drink n drive...

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1 Sachhi Ghatna:

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THINKING OF BOYS N GIRLZ IN FIRST MEET

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Smart Boy+Smart naari= Affair jari

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Professor in Hindi Class

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School - A place where papa

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5 dost beer pee rahe the tabhi

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An EGYPTIAN girl asked an

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Wife Meri Tabiyat Theek Nahi - jokes

Wife:" Meri Tabiyat Theek Nahi Lag Rahi Hai.. . . Husband: Ohhh, Par Me To Shoping Pe Jane Ka Soch Raha Tha... . . . Wife:" Me Mazak kar Rahi Thi... :)) . . Husband:" Mai Bhi Mazak kar Raha Tha... Chal uth k Roti Paka...:p :O :D Hahaha Husband Roc...

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