Biwi ki 5 baatain kabhi samajh

Biwi ki 5 baatain kabhi samajh
mein nahi aati.. 

1) Tum na bahut woh ho.. (Ab
pata nahi woh se kya matlab?) 

2) Mujhe tum se ye umeed nahi
thi.
(To mujhse umeed kya thi ?
kabhi batao to sahi..) 
.

3) Tum pahle jaise nahi rahe
(To fir main pahle kaisa tha?)

4) Sach batana, main kaisi lag
rahi hu.
(Sach kya bolu?
marna thodi hai.)

5) I am very stupid na.. (Ab haan
bol diya to gayi Bhains pani
mein.)